{"id":508,"date":"2021-03-26T19:57:45","date_gmt":"2021-03-26T23:57:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/michaellaser.com\/?post_type=books&#038;p=508"},"modified":"2022-10-21T12:18:23","modified_gmt":"2022-10-21T16:18:23","slug":"childrens-rules-for-parents","status":"publish","type":"books","link":"https:\/\/michaellaser.com\/?books=childrens-rules-for-parents","title":{"rendered":"Children&#8217;s Rules for Parents"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(1987 &#8212; co-author, Ken Goldner)<\/p>\n<p>We asked teachers around the country to assign the title topic to their students, and received bagloads of charming, hilarious, poignant and wise advice.<\/p>\n<p>As the following samples show, this book includes everything from the hilarious to the heartbreaking. Unlike these excerpts, the book is organized by topic; the name of each writer is given, with hometown and grade.<\/p>\n<h4><strong>Excerpts<\/strong>:<\/h4>\n<ul>\n<li>Dads should say yes if mothers say no.<\/li>\n<li>Rake your own lawn, you bought it.<\/li>\n<li>Baths: only if nessasarry.<\/li>\n<li>I don\u2019t think my parents should make me wear a sweater when they are cold.<\/li>\n<li>Divorced parents shouldn\u2019t say bad things about the other parent in front of the child.<\/li>\n<li>Don\u2019t take drugs like beer.<\/li>\n<li>Don\u2019t get upset if we don\u2019t do nothing right.<\/li>\n<li>Parents can give things to their children or they can spend time with their children. Time is best.<\/li>\n<li>Parents should obey God. Parents should not obey Satan.<\/li>\n<li>Parents must realize that their children are their own people, not an extension from themselves.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We asked teachers around the country to assign the title topic to their students, and received bagloads of charming, hilarious, poignant and wise advice.<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/michaellaser.com\/book\/childrens-rules-for-parents\/\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":458,"parent":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","book-authors":[],"book-series":[],"book-tags":[40],"class_list":{"0":"post-508","1":"books","2":"type-books","3":"status-publish","4":"has-post-thumbnail","6":"book-tags-for-everyone","7":"entry"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaellaser.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/books\/508","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaellaser.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/books"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaellaser.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/books"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaellaser.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=508"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaellaser.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/458"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/michaellaser.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=508"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"book-authors","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaellaser.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fbook-authors&post=508"},{"taxonomy":"book-series","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaellaser.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fbook-series&post=508"},{"taxonomy":"book-tags","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/michaellaser.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fbook-tags&post=508"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}