A Novel for Adults (1999)<\/p>\n
Alan is Burt\u2019s best friend. Burt admires Alan, envies him, covets his wife, and can\u2019t figure him out. Alan, meanwhile, barely notices Burt as he struggles to get rich and yearns for a long-lost girlfriend. All of this is about to change, though. An adulterous affair will soon turn this fading ten-year friendship into a whirl of unexpected confessions, resentments, reawakened closeness, and broken hearts.<\/p>\n
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\u2026this deceptively simple first novel\u2026 with sharp observations and crisp dialogue… rings true about the strains of friendship.
\n– Publishers Weekly<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\nThe story is funny, emotional, touching, gutsy, strong, sharp, unpretentious and sexy. A tale about friendship and all its reverberations and idiosyncrasies and perils, disappointments, highs and delights. This is a spirited engaging novel.
\n– <\/em>Stephen Dixon<\/p><\/blockquote>\nMichael Laser has written an intimate, arresting and vigilant New York book, steeped in the lore and the light of the City. From first to last this is a book written with startling skill, enormous affection, and a collector\u2019s attention to detail. You will love this book.
\n– <\/em>Frederick Barthelme<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/p>\n
Excerpt:<\/strong><\/h4>\n
Our walks used to be better. He would come up with questions from left field and coax new thoughts out of me, while we bought bananas at a Hasidic fruit stand in Williamsburg, watched a Mets game in an Irish bar in Inwood, took tastes of Polish sausage at a Greenpoint meat market. The idea was to roam the city and talk to each other, instead of sitting together facing a TV like other guys. \u201cWhat was the point of that experiment with the dead frogs and the electricity?\u201d he asked one time. I didn\u2019t know, but I knew the scientist\u2019s name was Galvani and galvanizing comes from his name, so then we played with the idea of bringing dead frogs back to life with electric shock and storing them in galvanized garbage cans. That led to an appreciation of doctors for the indisputable usefulness of their work, and from there to the opposite end of the spectrum, the lifeless and\/or surly civil servant, and the corruption scandal at the Parking Violations Bureau, and my theory about parking meters, that since all those coins can\u2019t possibly fit inside the small gray meter-heads, the poles must really be conduits to underground pipes that suck the money downtown, and with a pickaxe you could siphon off a substantial income. I think that was the same night we debated the morality of the death penalty.<\/p>\n
Comments:<\/strong><\/h4>\n
Bits of every friendship I\u2019ve ever had went into this novel. Though it includes many pieces of autobiography, the main plot is fictional. In planning the book, I labeled the dominant friend \u201cA\u201d and the follower \u201cB.\u201d When it came time to give them names, it seemed natural to turn A into Alan and B into Burt. In other words, without my planning it, the idea of an Alpha male (and, I guess, a Beta) became embedded in the characters\u2019 names.<\/p>\n
For this book and others that came later, I went out and took notes on the physical setting of every scene. The chapter set at a Yankee game turned into a memorable experience: I never stopped writing until the game was over.<\/p>\n
(I didn\u2019t really become a doctor, as Burt does at the end of the book. I have a habit of passing out at the sight of incisions and internal organs.)<\/p>\n
About the cover: I suggested to the designer that he use images of pairs\u2014two friends walking, the double arches of the Brooklyn Bridge, and the Twin Towers. The book came out in 1999, two years before 9\/11; now, the cover seems to promise (falsely) a story about a friend who died at the World Trade Center.<\/p>\n
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An adulterous affair turns a long friendship into a whirl of unexpected confessions, resentments, and broken hearts.<\/p>\n
\u201c\u2026this deceptively simple first novel\u2026 with sharp observations and crisp dialogue\u2026 rings true about the strains of friendship.\u201d\u2014 Publishers Weekly
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